My apology to you, Liver

Yesterday I had the best bloody day I've had in a long time. My old pal Keelan rang me up and we decided to meet up at 10 and reignite Malibu Fridays which consequently has been renamed to Red Wine Fridays. We met took a quick look in Topman Keelan purchased two vests, then we headed off to the pub. We had a bottle of wine and quickly downed that and chatted then headed off to Coven to where Keelan lives. We headed to the shops first and brought the paper and another bottle of wine and went back to his. We opened up an Italian red and had a few glasses by this time it was about 12ish. It was such a lovely day that we decided to walk around Coven and ended up at the Fox and Anchor, where we had a couple of glasses wine each and we smuggled in the wine we had previously brought and kept giving ourself little top ups.We were both pretty drunk by early afternoon I don't think the sun really helped. I had to go to a family meal because my cousin Chad and his girlfriend Erika had come over from Montreal. So after a cheeky nap and a quick change me and my nan headed over to pick up my auntie and uncle and great nan and we went for dinner at my auntie Cal's. By this time I wasn't feeling my best I wasn't drunk just a bit tired and tipsy, it's a good job I'd taken a few pro-plus before I'd left. It was so good seeing Chad again and meeting Erika, Chad studies sociology like me so we weren't short on conversation and we decided we would go out afterwards with my auntie Sue and Uncle Paul. My nan gave us all a lift into town and because there wasn't e nough space I was shoved into the boot it was like something from CSI:NY. We started off in Cuban Exchange where Sue and Paul brought a round in and I got everyone some jelly shots which were amazing, then we headed over to Yates's and Paul brought us shots and I stole a bottle of Champagne from behind the bar I was on top form yesterday if I do say so myself. We chatted and smoked and I saw a lot of people that I knew it seemed I was very popular last night, I didn't walk 5 minutes without seeing somebody different I knew. Erika, Chad and I went on a mission to find cigarettes and eventually managed to get some, then we headed over to Walkabout had a few more drinks then we decided we'd catch a taxi back after Chad had had a battered sausage from Charlie's Fish Bar. In the taxi I said we'll have a get to know Aimee session after Chad had said he knew Lizzie the best out of all the cousins, so I decided this had to be changed. It was such a good night, I really enjoyed myself and were going to Stratford on Monday which is something to look forward to. It was a long day filled with a lot of alcohol, little food and brilliant conversation.

I would like to apologise liver for abusing you like that, but the apology isn't totally sincere because I had such a good time that I could never apologise for it.