A post dated back to the 23rd of August

Firstly I'll give you a bit of prior knowledge. Best Friend Han lives a 20 minute walk from our city centre so naturally instead of forking out the extortionate prices for public transport, we just walk. We usually walk back to Han's after a night out and the walk is always interesting, you meet all sorts of characters the good the bad the ugly and the completely off their rockers. I'd like to tell you about all the characters we bump into first before I inform you of Colin.

Now one of the better characters we met on our walk was a guy who had gone to the same gig as us. He'd been to see Kassidy and sort of looked like Lewis from the band with his really long hair and beard very Jesus-esque. We were talking about music and Glastonbury and the fact that Han and I had worn unsuitable shoes while he was very comfortable in his sandals. Now next few characters are the bad and weird ones. I've probably mentioned before about the time that Hannah got chip mugged, I won't go into the long story but the crux of it is Han and I were walking down the road, Hannah holding the chips that she'd been talking about for about 4 hours (no exaggeration) and this kid grabbed her chips and ran up the road,. Naturally we were completely shocked but Hannah is a great fan of spicy hot sauce so we kind of hope he choked not died or anything just choked. Another are these two men that kept offering us piggy backs on the walk home, they were extremely weird but very gullible, they believed I had no phone so therefore no way for them to get in contact with me. 

This brings me pleasantly onto last Tuesday. Hannah, Rachel and I were walking into town literally as soon as we started up the main road we were being followed by a guy named Kevin, who approached us all separately and told us that he would cook us some food and give us some wine pretty much trying to lure us into his home (crazy Colin). However he called me Beyonce I was obviously flattered and immensely creeped out by him. He carried on with asking us our names and occupations, fakes ones were given naturally. I'm now Emily and Hannah is now a bus driver. They finally left us and we carried on our walk in peace and harmony and laughter.

So in conclusion the people you meet down the Tettenhall Road are crazy.